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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    If you don't buy at least triple quilted toilet roll
    You owe it to your ass to buy some
    Cheap toilet roll is the devil.
    That is all
     
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    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    2. Valspar
      I know who invented it.
      That's why we say "I have to take a crap" here. Lol
       
      Valspar, Apr 2, 2021
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Bog roll. Taken from the 16th-century Scottish/Irish word meaning 'soft and moist,' bog means restroom or lavatory. Bog roll, naturally, is an idiom for toilet paper. This will come in especially handy if you find yourself in a dire situation in the loo.
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 2, 2021
    4. dirtyjedi
      Apparently blame the scots
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 2, 2021
    5. Valspar
      Gotcha.
      So you're saying if I ever find myself in a dire situation in a bog...I use the stuff floating on top to wipe my ass with.
      Actually makes sense.
       
      Valspar, Apr 2, 2021
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    6. dirtyjedi
      Apparently so, who knew...
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 2, 2021
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  6. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I think someone here said toilet paper is a major industry in Canada, was said during the Great Toilet Paper shortage of 2020
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Blame Canada?
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 2, 2021
    2. Chief Hu
      Those ass wipes.
       
      Chief Hu, Apr 2, 2021
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  8. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I swore by Scott tissue. Double ply, soft, absorbent, non abrasive, and leaves you with no dingleberries to worry about.

    But now because of the pandemic, you're looking at one ply see thru toilet paper. That will break off between your ass cheeks, or it could even make you slip a finger or two up your ass. But we're still paying for 2 ply, and nobody's doing shit about it :)
     
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  9. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Enough folds, you could drag your finger through "the swamps of Jersey", without getting dirty!
     
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  10. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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  11. speakeasy

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    2. speakeasy
      It's Walmart's house brand. You say fewer and they think you're puttin' on airs.
      When I first made the photoshop change to it, I put fewer and it just didn't "flow" with the rest of the image.
       
      speakeasy, Apr 2, 2021
    3. tenguy
      Poetic license.
       
      tenguy, Apr 2, 2021
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Giggling here!! Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 2, 2021
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  12. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    One ply, one wipe!
     
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      So two ply is two wipes? Haha
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 2, 2021
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  13. Chief Hu

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    I can remember when we used corn cobs.
     
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    During the great toilet paper famine of 2020, I invested in a bidet, so I don't worry too much about paper anymore. A package lasts me a long time now.
     
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    1. shootersa
      Yep.
      Bidet is the way.
       
      shootersa, Apr 3, 2021
    2. submissively speaking
      Me too!
       
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  15. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Remember it makes all the difference in the world. whether or not you fold it or wad the toilet paper. Do you wad or fold? Is this really gonna be our great debate? Lol
     
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  16. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I simplified everything and use paper towels for all my needs in the kitchen, garage, bathroom and outdoors
     
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  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Are there any other animals besides humans with ass cheeks ?
     
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